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A year after its relaunch in print, we feel this issue does the best job yet of telling you who we are in today’s insane, terrifying and relentlessly exciting world.

Whether we’re examining the way official channels of government communication have been taken over by “based” meme culture, interviewing the “real life replicant hunters” who stop AI bots from poisoning reservoirs and ripping off your dad when he’s feeling frisky, or setting up a Lime bike race between a gooner and a chad, it’s quite frankly no fireworks.

It’s fun, it’s provocative, it’s ahead of the curve, and it’s very, very modest. Click below to get it as the first of four issues included with a VICE magazine subscription.

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Johnny Ryan is back. We sent an AI version of Nick Land to interview AI Homer Simpson at one of his “concerts”. Jamie Lee Taete sent us ten postcards from the US as it embarks on its “humiliation of the century”. Arvida Byström and Emma Stern designed the optimized woman, Andrew Miksys photographed Lithuania’s young Roma, Bertie Brandes wrote about “the cult of perfectly beautiful,” and Ivar Wigan has an incredible 20-page picture story with it Benjamin Ackermanna transracial performance artist from San Diego.

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